Sex Ninja

I had a lot more sex this past week than normal. Normally in a 7 day week we rub nether regions about 3-4 times. This is not my choice. If I could, I would twice a day. I'm not sure what I did to deserve it but I must have done something really good.

I guess it helps knowing that 9 times out of 10 she'll get hers. I'm not trying to say that I'm some sort of porn king, I just put in the research on her. (It's weird how I'm making it sound so cold and calculated). We now have it down to a an art form where I can definitely say, 'I'm in your spot.' Once I hit that spot, I know she'll sing to the heavens in praise of the gspot. It's funny because she'll work at it and I'll tell her, 'Just relax and let me do the work. I'll find your spot.'

In all honesty, I must have really sucked in bed to past lovers. Back then, being younger, I didn't really care about what she was getting out of it. I never paid attention. It was all about me all the time.

A man like me can't afford to not pay attention to her needs. I'll be the first to admit I don't swing at the knees. So I've been forced to cultivate other skills. That being said I'm like a sex ninja with my hands and mouth. I've really come to enjoy those aspects of sex.

That kind of sounds kinky. I think I'll buy a ninja costume on my way home.